The first clear thought that Richard has, when Áine tells him about her stay in rehab, in the midst of his tangled feelings of sorrow and surprise and worry, is "Well, that explains a lot, then."

"Does it now," Áine says, her eyebrows flying up and her voice getting sharp, and that's when Richard realizes he's actually said it out loud, shit and fuck.

That time with vampire James Blunt and the enchanted sword. For vampirebigbang.

Falling in love accidentally and staying there. (how-it-could-have-happened fic.)

Hang-gliding and talking. One of these is a better plan than the other.

Beyoncé and her Watcher Kanye go to Jay-z's mansion to retrieve Rihanna, who's just been called as a Slayer. It ends up being slightly more complicated than anticipated.

Beyonce and Jay-z switch bodies just as they start to do Bonnie & Clyde. Shenanigans ensue!

An incident leads Prunella to acquire a somewhat inconvenient student.

Dimitri is, after all, there to serve.