Falling in love accidentally and staying there. (how-it-could-have-happened fic.)

Hang-gliding and talking. One of these is a better plan than the other.

Beyoncé and her Watcher Kanye go to Jay-z's mansion to retrieve Rihanna, who's just been called as a Slayer. It ends up being slightly more complicated than anticipated.

Beyonce and Jay-z switch bodies just as they start to do Bonnie & Clyde. Shenanigans ensue!

An incident leads Prunella to acquire a somewhat inconvenient student.

Dimitri is, after all, there to serve.