Eve has always been older and wiser.

Nectar and milk flow freely, and the wedding dances are wild.

Commanding that a thing be done is a damn sight different from witnessing it in person. Sometimes one needs to be reminded of this.

There are some things Thor doesn't understand, much as he'd like to. There are some things Banner would prefer not understanding, and this is one of them.

Max/Jude; Two different times and bad pickup lines.

The world hasn't ended, and Raleigh's pretty sure he's glad. That doesn't mean he's happy about the PPDC wanting them back.

Beauty and the Beast - sort of. Thanks to stealstheashes on LJ for the beta.

Young Feyd is accustomed to being wanted. Piter is profoundly uninterested.

On Giedi Prime, a captured Paul considers his enemies and his allies.

Kisse he me with the cos of his mouth.
For thi tetis ben betere than wyn, and yyuen odour with beste oynementis.
 

Richard and Anne make out in the bath.