Written for the Watchmen kink meme. Most are Veidt-centric, because that's apparently how I do.
Notes
Imported from Archive of Our Own. Original work id: 146881.
Summary
(Under 100 words. Oops.)
"Valentine's Day would be inappropriate. It might encourage workplace sexual harrassment."
"Well, there's Thanksgiving."
Veidt sighed. "American imperialism."
"... Christmas?"
"What?"
"New Year's Eve?"
"That sounds more universally appropriate. Prizes for the best decorations."