Jordan's life gets way harder when Sidney transfers in.
"Can you stand it if I tell you a riddle?"
Together, they fight crime!
Brent doesn't understand why his linemate and roommate is being so weird about his Olympic fling with Johnny Weir.
Zac Dalpe comes back, then he and Anthony Stewart bone.
"
Baseball is like joining an enormous family with ancestors and forebears and famous stories and histories and it’s a privilege. It means alot. And the people who tell me they hate baseball, or are out of baseball, they sound bitter about it. But I think they sense what they are missing. I think that they feel there is something they are not in on, that is a terrible loss. And I feel sorry for them."
— Roger Angell, Ken Burns "Baseball: Inning Four"
Villanelle is taken. Eve finds her.
Schofield and Blake lie down together.
The first of six dates Damon (accidentally and on purpose) took Elena and Stefan on. Eventually threesomey.
"Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"
"What else is it for? Also, technically speaking, it's real. In the legal sense, anyway."
(Chloe, June, drunk marriage, Paris.)