Eli has been spreading the Lord's word far and wide. He has many admirers.
And the thing is, he's bad at confrontations, but he knows Mikey well enough to know his next step will be to let Gerard have Ray.
He also knows himself well enough to know he might take him.
The palace steward sees much more than she ever says.
Syd dates Geno. Geno doesn't realize it.
June probably shouldn't have eaten the cake she randomly found on the counter, but in her defense, most people don't leave sex cakes hanging around while they go clubbing.
"Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"
"What else is it for? Also, technically speaking, it's real. In the legal sense, anyway."
(Chloe, June, drunk marriage, Paris.)
Dryden Vos pays Beckett to provide him with goods and services. Sometimes goods, sometimes services.
Summer in Raleigh.
Jordy wants to date Sidney, but he also wants to bang Geno. It's a whole thing.
Elena and Bonnie talk, and then there's a kidnapping. Still eventually Elena/Damon/Stefan.