Frank is a late night DJ, Gerard is an avid listener.

Eddie has a horny alien living in his head and a functional dick, and the combination almost immediately becomes a problem.

Luke Skywalker and his apprentice take shelter from a storm. Courtesy of close quarters, Ben's desires boil over.

In Seaburgh, Henry Long and his friend retire to bed.

Brent doesn't understand why his linemate and roommate is being so weird about his Olympic fling with Johnny Weir.

The last thing you want to do with the guy you've been hung up on for ages is teach him how to be decent at sex. So of course, that's exactly what Geno does. Featuring interfering Russians, thorough devirginization, and equal parts alcohol imbibing and hockey playing.

Hickey offers Crozier a little light God complex in this trying time.

Kamet tells a small, accidental lie that spirals out into an enormous, humiliating lie. That would be manageable, maybe, if he didn't wish so badly for it to be true.