Schofield and Blake lie down together.
I'm rewriting The Courtship of Princess Leia to be good, actually.
Syd dates Geno. Geno doesn't realize it.
PWP. Taylor discovers Selena likes being choked.
Hickey offers Crozier a little light God complex in this trying time.
Sidney's drunk when he orders a Russian bride. He doesn't expect anyone to show up - and he definitely doesn't expect that person to be an awkward-looking guy who barely speaks English.
Jordy wants to date Sidney, but he also wants to bang Geno. It's a whole thing.
Summer in Raleigh.
Together, they fight crime!
Eddie has a horny alien living in his head and a functional dick, and the combination almost immediately becomes a problem.