Sing, o Muse, of the wrath of a philosophy major upon realizing his roommate/boyfriend has borrowed his copy of Fear & Trembling and has no intention of giving it back. Scenes from one highly troubled semester.

Crash needs Ginger. Ginger wants Crash.

Caleb wakes up on the floor.

The king is sick, and the prince is his cure.

There are other ways to engineer a crisis in Gilead.

Ian likes to be helpful. Adam needs a whole lot of help.

Gibson surveys the evidence of his recreational activities as he readies himself to serve.

"Step into my fucking office."

When he is Lord of the Dreadfort he'll have ruby rings on his fingers.

There's rules that go with being Adam's errand boy -- sort of workplace regulations. Be there whenever he needs you, don't mess with his stuff, don't ask annoying questions.