Sing, o Muse, of the wrath of a philosophy major upon realizing his roommate/boyfriend has borrowed his copy of Fear & Trembling and has no intention of giving it back. Scenes from one highly troubled semester.

"You have hairier feet than a satyr."

"Don't be an idiot, Achilles, they've got hooves."

"Hairier than a satyr's ass, then. And they stink."

Patroclus, horseman, plays at dice.

"For I have lost my all." - Aeschylus, 'Myrmidones'

A tiny ficlet, with young Achilles and Patroclus. He's always getting into trouble, and at least that means he'll always have his cousin to fix him up after.