Author summary from susiecarter:
Caution: handle with care. The unexpected and unlooked-for (but not, in the end, unwelcome) complexities of banging Clark Kent.
Duration 0:37:23
Uh, they're in high school together and Kanye wants Lupe to blow him. 1200 words.
Irene stirs up trouble, Holmes is jealous, Mary is perplexed, and Watson is exasperated.
That time with vampire James Blunt and the enchanted sword. For vampirebigbang.
Beyonce and Jay-z switch bodies just as they start to do Bonnie & Clyde. Shenanigans ensue!