It's Gerard's birthday. The natural conclusion is group sex.

Beyoncé challenges Kanye to a connect four tournament for Jay-z's honor.

Regina and Emma make a deal, and then have sex. (PWP)

Eric rides Cam. PWP.

Cam Ward and Erica Staal are both women in the NHL and they bone. Totally self-indulgent porn.

Kristen's thing for Charlize is just - really unfortunate. And somehow, not going away.

Allison left Beacon Hills when she was pretty young. Lately, she keeps getting pulled back. (Or, the Supernatural fusion where Lydia's a psychic and Allison's a hunter.)

Regina shows up with a thank-you gift, and somehow Emma winds up sleeping with her. Post-1.05 hatesex.

Jeff and PK help each other out sometimes.

Shortly after the article's published, Ramona comes back to Destiny with a new scheme.