or: anything that can go wrong in your tentative courtship of a miserable ginger vigilante, will. The first time Dan sees Rorschach without his mask, it doesn't go so hot.

Richard is witness to many things he does not understand during his first year at Hampden.

Varys has a game he plays with himself, to keep his wits sharp.

Written for this crack prompt on Norsekink for inappropriately obscene-looking cookie-eating. Yep, it's pretty much that.

Written for this Norsekink prompt, requesting first period!fic for a male-identified young Loki, and mothering!Frigga. "Everyone's going to notice--"

Written for a Halloween-spookiness prompt at the Watchmen kink meme. Adrian has a Classical problem. And so do I.

Written for the Watchmen kink meme. Most are Veidt-centric, because that's apparently how I do.

Written for the Watchmen kink meme; Kurt Hummel as a lucky Veidt protege in an entirely gen way.

For the prompt of Adrian being a big nerd, him being a small nerd about something that isn't Egypt or Alexander for once. When Adrian Veidt is twelve years old, he discovers Homer's Iliad.

A tiny ficlet, with young Achilles and Patroclus. He's always getting into trouble, and at least that means he'll always have his cousin to fix him up after.