Brody and Hooper, safe on land.

Luke Skywalker and his apprentice take shelter from a storm. Courtesy of close quarters, Ben's desires boil over.

How to disappear and never be found again.

There's just one thing missing from paradise.

Hermann really digs Newt's tattoos. This suits both of them just fine.

Written for a prompt at The Borgias Kink Meme. All of Naples is mad.

Herbert first encounters the new regime's approach to his unnatural tastes.

Kylo keeps talking to people in the Resistance about Finn's opinions on, well, everything. And the worst part is, he's quoting conversations they actually had.

What's the best way to catch some radical socialist maple syrup thieves? Go undercover as a couple with a twee Brooklyn store, of course.

Bandom Big Bang: Monsters Inc AU. Pete and Patrick are hard-working monsters at Bono's energy factory and Brendon is a babysitter who stumbles through an activated closet door. Chaos, monster-kissing, and sinister plots abound, along with a hotass Abominable Snowman.