Don Draper has a bad habit of throwing money at his problem. His latest problem is Michael Ginsberg.
Written for this crack prompt on Norsekink for inappropriately obscene-looking cookie-eating. Yep, it's pretty much that.
Bob Benson is a problem-solver. It's 45 minutes before the SCDP Christmas party and Pete has a pretty big problem.
Bob and Pete do corporate sex magic.