Chloe is cursed by a fairy to never say a rude word, and everyone but June thinks it's a great development.
June probably shouldn't have eaten the cake she randomly found on the counter, but in her defense, most people don't leave sex cakes hanging around while they go clubbing.
"Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"
"What else is it for? Also, technically speaking, it's real. In the legal sense, anyway."
(Chloe, June, drunk marriage, Paris.)