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thefourthvine wrote, "I want the story whe…
thefourthvine wrote, "I want the story where someone sits down and thinks that, and lists every single person in the canon (probably in some kind of database, with numerical codes and assigned weights for each category and stuff) and weighs all the pros and cons and finally, after a lot of careful deliberation, selects a candidate for the position of Significant Other."
This is the first step in that process.
"Step into my fucking office."
Peter loses, and Ego patches him up afterward. Okay, this is only going to suck a lot.
Or, sailor boys in bondage.
Larry makes friends in the music industry.
Ask meme drabble written for this challenge. Prompt: Kate Bush, a deal with God.
"Whatever you want," Nathan finds himself saying when his shirt comes off over his head and his glasses hit the nightstand — like he's talking to himself, which he might as well be. "Don't think about it like should, or shouldn't. Don't think. Don't fucking try and figure it out. Come on. You can keep your shirt on."
Johnny goes to Mexico, and there's one more Ex-President.
Morf experiences Dease's work at closer range than intended.
Debbie, Holden, a tub of Vaseline, and a lazy Sunday. When they're unlucky, they get to bring their work home with them.