Don Draper has a bad habit of throwing money at his problem. His latest problem is Michael Ginsberg.

Hence the great darkness of philosophers who have looked for a complete building in a ruin.
 
Marty Hart accidentally acquires the valuable philosophical insights of Rust Cohle, boy detective.

In Gaul, Antony makes a lucky escape; Caesar comes to his bedside to offer a commendation.

For hours, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji have walked with little words and less hurry, and the peace rakes itself down Wei Wuxian’s back like an itch baiting a scratch.

“Has no one done this for you?” Jin Guangyao asked, eyeing Xue Yang in the mirror.

When they arrive in the Yiling Supervisory Office, Jiang Yanli freshly recovered from fever, Jiang Cheng in a coma, and Wei Wuxian nearly at the end of his rope, Jiang Yanli does what she does best—acts as the warm, nurturing support for her brothers. But she's tired, too.

Back then, all the boys his age had hero-worshipped costumed vigilantes. Jack supposes they still do.

Or, sailor boys in bondage.

Sing, o Muse, of the wrath of a philosophy major upon realizing his roommate/boyfriend has borrowed his copy of Fear & Trembling and has no intention of giving it back. Scenes from one highly troubled semester.

Ed goes, and Jack follows. (Alternate ending to forest in the desert.)