It is not at all something terrible that must be endured for a greater good’s sake.

Ian likes to be helpful. Adam needs a whole lot of help.

Billy and Eddie do business in the fall of 1984.

Debbie, Holden, a tub of Vaseline, and a lazy Sunday. When they're unlucky, they get to bring their work home with them.

Jopson finds himself tied up in an extremely inconvenient fashion.

"You have hairier feet than a satyr."

"Don't be an idiot, Achilles, they've got hooves."

"Hairier than a satyr's ass, then. And they stink."

Fowler and Bennett lock horns, again.

For the prompt of Adrian being a big nerd, him being a small nerd about something that isn't Egypt or Alexander for once. When Adrian Veidt is twelve years old, he discovers Homer's Iliad.

Larry is touring Las Vegas when the superflu hits. Flagg finds him in a hotel room.

Following the tragic and sudden suicide of General Hanazawa, Ogata and Tsurumi debrief.