The captain of Terror learns of an unhappy coincidence.
There's just one thing missing from paradise.
PWP. Taylor discovers Selena likes being choked.
Elena and Bonnie talk, and then there's a kidnapping. Still eventually Elena/Damon/Stefan.
Poor Peter, you see, had just realized that he was going to be King of Narnia, and I hope you do not think less of him when I tell you that he lost his breakfast in the heather.
Wesley has long since given up on getting what he wants. He has committed himself instead to getting other people what they want, which is more lucrative in the long run.
Lil Murda considers Teak's question; who is Clifford to him?
Eddie has a horny alien living in his head and a functional dick, and the combination almost immediately becomes a problem.
you gotta tip on the tightrope (tip, tip on it)