It's not a complicated thing, in the end.
Plagueis and Palpatine lose their tiny Sith Apprentice during a vacation to Yavin IV, and now must search for him.
Villanelle is taken. Eve finds her.
Eddie has a horny alien living in his head and a functional dick, and the combination almost immediately becomes a problem.
Brent doesn't understand why his linemate and roommate is being so weird about his Olympic fling with Johnny Weir.
Chloe is cursed by a fairy to never say a rude word, and everyone but June thinks it's a great development.
Kamet tells a small, accidental lie that spirals out into an enormous, humiliating lie. That would be manageable, maybe, if he didn't wish so badly for it to be true.
Lunch, a mysterious fruit, revelations, and sex. In that order.
Syd dates Geno. Geno doesn't realize it.
June probably shouldn't have eaten the cake she randomly found on the counter, but in her defense, most people don't leave sex cakes hanging around while they go clubbing.