Marshy comes to Montreal.
Hermann really digs Newt's tattoos. This suits both of them just fine.
Luke and Leia have been keeping secrets, but not from each other.
Caroline fights crime!
Herbert first encounters the new regime's approach to his unnatural tastes.
Elena makes Bonnie and Damon behave with each other, sort of. Then Damon and Elena go home.
The last thing you want to do with the guy you've been hung up on for ages is teach him how to be decent at sex. So of course, that's exactly what Geno does. Featuring interfering Russians, thorough devirginization, and equal parts alcohol imbibing and hockey playing.
And it's so beautiful / that you can't catch the fire.
In Seaburgh, Henry Long and his friend retire to bed.