June probably shouldn't have eaten the cake she randomly found on the counter, but in her defense, most people don't leave sex cakes hanging around while they go clubbing.

Schofield and Blake lie down together.

Dub-con. This is just porn, basically. Set when Katherine was living with the Salvatores.

"Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"

"What else is it for? Also, technically speaking, it's real. In the legal sense, anyway."

(Chloe, June, drunk marriage, Paris.)

Prior is getting good at this threshold-of-revelation stuff.

Wen Ning recognizes what is happening. He is being confessed to. This happens to him, sometimes. There is something about him that makes people tell him secrets, although he doesn't think he does anything to encourage this. His sister used to say he had trust-worthy proportions, which people could naturally see. Since she had never read his fate in his face, this doesn't seem too reliable.

Wen Ning encounters Lan Xichen, and they discuss trees. A secret i…

Brent's got the werewolf thing pretty well under control after 24 years, but one little concussion and some emotional turmoil centered around his best friend/defensive partner makes things harder than they've ever been before. (angsting, pining, hockey, werewolf, rinse repeat. Takes place during the 09-10 season.)

Jordy wants to date Sidney, but he also wants to bang Geno. It's a whole thing.

Detective Ellen Smalls takes a hit in the line of duty and the least her partner can do is make room for her. (In her heart.)

I'm rewriting The Courtship of Princess Leia to be good, actually.