Nadine learns what she can about the great love of her life.
In Seaburgh, Henry Long and his friend retire to bed.
The last thing you want to do with the guy you've been hung up on for ages is teach him how to be decent at sex. So of course, that's exactly what Geno does. Featuring interfering Russians, thorough devirginization, and equal parts alcohol imbibing and hockey playing.
Caroline fights crime!
Hermann really digs Newt's tattoos. This suits both of them just fine.
Marshy comes to Montreal.
Eli has been spreading the Lord's word far and wide. He has many admirers.
Dean's always looked at dudes, it's just taken him this long to ever do anything about it.
Elena and Bonnie talk, and then there's a kidnapping. Still eventually Elena/Damon/Stefan.