Kamet tells a small, accidental lie that spirals out into an enormous, humiliating lie. That would be manageable, maybe, if he didn't wish so badly for it to be true.
Lunch, a mysterious fruit, revelations, and sex. In that order.
How to disappear and never be found again.
Kiyotaka dies, and that's that.
June probably shouldn't have eaten the cake she randomly found on the counter, but in her defense, most people don't leave sex cakes hanging around while they go clubbing.
"Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"
"What else is it for? Also, technically speaking, it's real. In the legal sense, anyway."
(Chloe, June, drunk marriage, Paris.)
Schofield and Blake lie down together.
Syd dates Geno. Geno doesn't realize it.
Jordy wants to date Sidney, but he also wants to bang Geno. It's a whole thing.
I'm rewriting The Courtship of Princess Leia to be good, actually.