Ask meme drabble written for this challenge. Prompt: The Killers, Midnight Show.

Mexico City, 1954.

When he’s ten years old Hal determines that he must be a bastard, and that the man he calls his father is not his father.

Nie Huaisang flips his fan shut with a fluid pivot of his wrist and taps it to his own mouth, signalling for Jiang Cheng to lower his voice. “So you can see just how serious this is! If it’s found out, we’ll really be in some strife.”

“We?” Jiang Cheng gapes at him, and does not lower his voice at all. “We?! There is no we in this! This is a problem of your own making, it can be a problem of your own solving!”

Detective Ellen Smalls takes a hit in the line of duty and the least her partner can do is make room for her. (In her heart.)

Two douchebags cross paths on a joyful occasion.

Thomas and Sol enjoy a closeness.

Elena makes Bonnie and Damon behave with each other, sort of. Then Damon and Elena go home.

The captain of Terror learns of an unhappy coincidence.

Jeff Carter blows Mike Richards, because what reaction would he have to Richie's Gordie Howe except "do me on it"?