Nie Huaisang flips his fan shut with a fluid pivot of his wrist and taps it to his own mouth, signalling for Jiang Cheng to lower his voice. “So you can see just how serious this is! If it’s found out, we’ll really be in some strife.”

“We?” Jiang Cheng gapes at him, and does not lower his voice at all. “We?! There is no we in this! This is a problem of your own making, it can be a problem of your own solving!”

Eddie has a horny alien living in his head and a functional dick, and the combination almost immediately becomes a problem.

Kamet tells a small, accidental lie that spirals out into an enormous, humiliating lie. That would be manageable, maybe, if he didn't wish so badly for it to be true.

Brent doesn't understand why his linemate and roommate is being so weird about his Olympic fling with Johnny Weir.

"Can you stand it if I tell you a riddle?"

There's just one thing missing from paradise.

I'm rewriting The Courtship of Princess Leia to be good, actually.

Jordan's life gets way harder when Sidney transfers in.

Brent's got the werewolf thing pretty well under control after 24 years, but one little concussion and some emotional turmoil centered around his best friend/defensive partner makes things harder than they've ever been before. (angsting, pining, hockey, werewolf, rinse repeat. Takes place during the 09-10 season.)

Lil Murda considers Teak's question; who is Clifford to him?