It's not a complicated thing, in the end.

Plagueis and Palpatine lose their tiny Sith Apprentice during a vacation to Yavin IV, and now must search for him.

Oliver actually had met Geoffrey at a Christmas party .
Slings and Arrows gen

Lil Murda considers Teak's question; who is Clifford to him?

Eddie has a horny alien living in his head and a functional dick, and the combination almost immediately becomes a problem.

PK's been an Auror for long enough to know that he's suited for research and desk work. Being assigned to work with Carey, who's known throughout the Montreal Aurors for his undercover work, changes that. A lot.

Brent doesn't understand why his linemate and roommate is being so weird about his Olympic fling with Johnny Weir.

Villanelle is taken. Eve finds her.

Chloe is cursed by a fairy to never say a rude word, and everyone but June thinks it's a great development.

I'm rewriting The Courtship of Princess Leia to be good, actually.