"Don't slouch, Maxine, it makes you look common," says Barbara.

Toby thinks Tybalt's confession will lead to them sleeping together right away. Tybalt has other ideas.

wen ning travels back in time to join the guest lectures at Cloud Recesses

What's the best way to catch some radical socialist maple syrup thieves? Go undercover as a couple with a twee Brooklyn store, of course.

Over the years and across the provinces, they have explored together every li of what there is to offer in this between them.

Nectar and milk flow freely, and the wedding dances are wild.

None of this makes any sense, really. Jim's barely laid a hand on her, if he doesn't count the occasional hand-up over difficult terrain, or accidental (mostly accidental) groping when an explosion throws his bridge crew around, and Jim doesn't count that, because if he counted that he'd be at third base with Keenser by now.

There is no-one here to watch Nie Mingjue, save for their ancestors, save for him.

Bandom Big Bang: Monsters Inc AU. Pete and Patrick are hard-working monsters at Bono's energy factory and Brendon is a babysitter who stumbles through an activated closet door. Chaos, monster-kissing, and sinister plots abound, along with a hotass Abominable Snowman.

An alternate universe in which Alina meets the stag, comes into her powers, and destroys the Fold--all before ever meeting Aleksander.