"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."


Relationship Type M/M
Rating Not Rated
Language English
Additional Tags Crack Fic Alternate Universe
Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023
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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 224 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1196

A little bit of contextless silliness, written for Elise. Mild Jehan-related naughtiness and an impatient Grantaire.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 143 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 505

What is love, listeners? What is it about the nature of love that makes the threat of harm so integral to its existence? If we were to pry open the human heart from its delicate cage and carefully carve into it with a scalpel, we would find no evidence of love.

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Everything is going to plan up until the precise moment it starts to fall apart.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 214 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1149

Take Me Away

By imp

Fic

Maria's not sure how it all happened, really.


Relationship Type F/F
Rating Explicit
Fandom Honey 2
Language English
Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023
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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 199 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1859
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Carefully taking a pillow and placing it in his lap, Ted mumbles, “Think I outta be getting home, sleep this off.”

“Can’t do that either,” Higgins says, grimacing sympathetically. “You’ll have to, ah, burn it out.”

(In which Ted gets dosed with sex pollen, and Trent and Rebecca work together to help him through it.)

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 264 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 5310
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No inch of his bared skin is a revelation to Tang Fan, but stripping before him still feels like an unveiling, marital. A deification of the profane.

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Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 216 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1992

Beauty and the Beast - sort of. Thanks to stealstheashes on LJ for the beta.


Relationship Type M/M
Rating Mature
Fandom Bandom
Language English
Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023
Fingerguns: 269 Chapters: 1
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Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 269 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 12360