"It's Karen," she says hopelessly in the middle of his doorway like he wouldn't know her a thousand other ways. The whiff of perfume on her, Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb trapped underneath a thick smear of booze, or the sound of her shoes on the hard tile floor. She's drunk already; her breathing is faint and thready. Her face is too hot.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 255 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 2944

Buffy and Faith are living it up in Cleveland, over thirty and regularly trying to convince their neighbors they're really just roommates, not "roommates", no matter what Faith wants. Of course, then things get all fucked up, complete with an apocalypse.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 273 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 55266

Monsters Inc

By imp

Fic

Bandom Big Bang: Monsters Inc AU. Pete and Patrick are hard-working monsters at Bono's energy factory and Brendon is a babysitter who stumbles through an activated closet door. Chaos, monster-kissing, and sinister plots abound, along with a hotass Abominable Snowman.


Relationship Type M/M
Rating Mature
Fandom Fall Out Boy
Language English
Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023
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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 268 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 20561

Classes being disregarded, sinister genius and enthralled assistant wait for morning.

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Ransom gets out of jail. Marta's not so happy about it.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 247 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 8482

Listeners, I have just received word that our new visitor—you know, the British one, with his soul unwillingly tethered to a non-euclidean facet of what we perceive to be human terror—is listening to our show!

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Everything is going to plan up until the precise moment it starts to fall apart.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 217 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1149

Beauty and the Beast - sort of. Thanks to stealstheashes on LJ for the beta.


Relationship Type M/M
Rating Mature
Fandom Bandom
Language English
Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023
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Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 274 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 12360
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