"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."
Commanding that a thing be done is a damn sight different from witnessing it in person. Sometimes one needs to be reminded of this.
A little bit of contextless silliness, written for Elise. Mild Jehan-related naughtiness and an impatient Grantaire.
What it says on the tin. Jeff topping for the first time, for justbreathe80.
Kylo keeps talking to people in the Resistance about Finn's opinions on, well, everything. And the worst part is, he's quoting conversations they actually had.
"Don't slouch, Maxine, it makes you look common," says Barbara.
Eve has always been older and wiser.
Beauty and the Beast - sort of. Thanks to stealstheashes on LJ for the beta.
His secrets were collateral. They were a contract, a promise that he would not go back on his word. Her flesh, his soul: when she knew things that not even the King knew, things that could ruin him, they became equal.