"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."


Relationship Type M/M
Rating Not Rated
Language English
Additional Tags Crack Fic Alternate Universe
Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023
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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 217 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1196

Mary’s usual expression of placid calm slipped for a moment before she responded with a twinkle in her eye. “I could possess advanced technology from an alien planet.”

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What it says on the tin. Jeff topping for the first time, for justbreathe80.


Relationship Type M/M
Rating Explicit
Fandom Hockey RPF
Language English
Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023
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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 250 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1683

Kylo keeps talking to people in the Resistance about Finn's opinions on, well, everything. And the worst part is, he's quoting conversations they actually had.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 281 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 4328

Balls and chains are for pens at the bank, and he's never seen a pen that looked like it could survive a level three nuclear holocaust.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 204 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1364

Andrew makes for a bad date, even when he's not the one paying. Fletcher is determined to drag him all over New York or die trying.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 246 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 4417

"It's Karen," she says hopelessly in the middle of his doorway like he wouldn't know her a thousand other ways. The whiff of perfume on her, Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb trapped underneath a thick smear of booze, or the sound of her shoes on the hard tile floor. She's drunk already; her breathing is faint and thready. Her face is too hot.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 240 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 2944

Syril and Dedra regroup, as the Rix Road uprising goes on around them.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 239 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 650

He knows Napoleon is watching Gaby, just as he knows Gaby's looking right back. What he doesn't realize is that they're both looking at him.

Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023
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Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 252 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 4386

The world hasn't ended, and Raleigh's pretty sure he's glad. That doesn't mean he's happy about the PPDC wanting them back.

Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023
Fingerguns: 214 Chapters: 1
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Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 214 Chapters: 1 Comments: 1 Words: 16456