A physics accident results in Tony disappearing and his very annoying, very zitty teenage counterpart appearing. Rhodey gets stuck with babysitting.
"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."
Eve has always been older and wiser.
A collection of 100-word drabbles for the Wens of Qishan Event 2022, prompted by friends on Twitter.
Classes being disregarded, sinister genius and enthralled assistant wait for morning.
Luke's intentions toward his nephew have been misinterpreted, and maybe this is a mercy.
Of all the prisons in which she's spent time, Lotus Pier may be the kindest.
He sleeps beside you, spare hand curled around the chain, six feet of arrogant beauty and ruthless intelligence softened and hidden.
Diarmuid and the mute make a bed in the wilderness.
Kisse he me with the cos of his mouth.
For thi tetis ben betere than wyn, and yyuen odour with beste oynementis.
Richard and Anne make out in the bath.