"It's Karen," she says hopelessly in the middle of his doorway like he wouldn't know her a thousand other ways. The whiff of perfume on her, Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb trapped underneath a thick smear of booze, or the sound of her shoes on the hard tile floor. She's drunk already; her breathing is faint and thready. Her face is too hot.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 251 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 2944

Buffy and Faith are living it up in Cleveland, over thirty and regularly trying to convince their neighbors they're really just roommates, not "roommates", no matter what Faith wants. Of course, then things get all fucked up, complete with an apocalypse.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 269 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 55266

None of this makes any sense, really. Jim's barely laid a hand on her, if he doesn't count the occasional hand-up over difficult terrain, or accidental (mostly accidental) groping when an explosion throws his bridge crew around, and Jim doesn't count that, because if he counted that he'd be at third base with Keenser by now.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 174 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1409

Monsters Inc

By imp

Fic

Bandom Big Bang: Monsters Inc AU. Pete and Patrick are hard-working monsters at Bono's energy factory and Brendon is a babysitter who stumbles through an activated closet door. Chaos, monster-kissing, and sinister plots abound, along with a hotass Abominable Snowman.


Relationship Type M/M
Rating Mature
Fandom Fall Out Boy
Language English
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Classes being disregarded, sinister genius and enthralled assistant wait for morning.

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Mary’s usual expression of placid calm slipped for a moment before she responded with a twinkle in her eye. “I could possess advanced technology from an alien planet.”

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Listeners, I have just received word that our new visitor—you know, the British one, with his soul unwillingly tethered to a non-euclidean facet of what we perceive to be human terror—is listening to our show!

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It was her own damn poor luck to be in love with both of them. (The three work a job, deny their feelings, and get kidnapped. In that order.)

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Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 188 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 16410