"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."
A collection of 100-word drabbles for the Wens of Qishan Event 2022, prompted by friends on Twitter.
Eve has always been older and wiser.
He sleeps beside you, spare hand curled around the chain, six feet of arrogant beauty and ruthless intelligence softened and hidden.
Classes being disregarded, sinister genius and enthralled assistant wait for morning.
A physics accident results in Tony disappearing and his very annoying, very zitty teenage counterpart appearing. Rhodey gets stuck with babysitting.
Of all the prisons in which she's spent time, Lotus Pier may be the kindest.
Kylo keeps talking to people in the Resistance about Finn's opinions on, well, everything. And the worst part is, he's quoting conversations they actually had.
Diarmuid and the mute make a bed in the wilderness.
Kisse he me with the cos of his mouth.
For thi tetis ben betere than wyn, and yyuen odour with beste oynementis.
Richard and Anne make out in the bath.