"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."


Relationship Type M/M
Rating Not Rated
Language English
Additional Tags Crack Fic Alternate Universe
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A little bit of contextless silliness, written for Elise. Mild Jehan-related naughtiness and an impatient Grantaire.

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Take Me Away

By imp

Fic

Maria's not sure how it all happened, really.


Relationship Type F/F
Rating Explicit
Fandom Honey 2
Language English
Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023
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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 199 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1859

Everything is going to plan up until the precise moment it starts to fall apart.

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What is love, listeners? What is it about the nature of love that makes the threat of harm so integral to its existence? If we were to pry open the human heart from its delicate cage and carefully carve into it with a scalpel, we would find no evidence of love.

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Carefully taking a pillow and placing it in his lap, Ted mumbles, “Think I outta be getting home, sleep this off.”

“Can’t do that either,” Higgins says, grimacing sympathetically. “You’ll have to, ah, burn it out.”

(In which Ted gets dosed with sex pollen, and Trent and Rebecca work together to help him through it.)

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Diarmuid and the mute make a bed in the wilderness.

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The world hasn't ended, and Raleigh's pretty sure he's glad. That doesn't mean he's happy about the PPDC wanting them back.

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Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 218 Chapters: 1 Comments: 1 Words: 16456