Toby thinks Tybalt's confession will lead to them sleeping together right away. Tybalt has other ideas.
There are some things Thor doesn't understand, much as he'd like to. There are some things Banner would prefer not understanding, and this is one of them.
Nectar and milk flow freely, and the wedding dances are wild.
In 1992, HAL is born on a college campus in Illinois.
What's the best way to catch some radical socialist maple syrup thieves? Go undercover as a couple with a twee Brooklyn store, of course.
“Where’s Shizun?” He can’t help but ask aloud, hoping that just by saying his name he’ll appear and explain what the hell is going on.
One of the many women stirs, rubbing at her eyes before blinking them open to look at him. Luo Binghe immediately shuts his eyes.
A collection of 100-word drabbles for the Wens of Qishan Event 2022, prompted by friends on Twitter.
Meta on the flogging scene from 1x04.
The captain takes Mr. Hickey for his darling, with dire consequences.