Khonshu and his avatar have a weird little moment on a rooftop. (Not for the first time and not for the last.)

A physics accident results in Tony disappearing and his very annoying, very zitty teenage counterpart appearing. Rhodey gets stuck with babysitting.

Andrew might not be able to play any more, but of course, there are alternatives.

"You're Murdock's second in command."

"We're partners," Foggy says, but he can't not trip over the words because it's fucking cold in here and his tongue feels swollen in his mouth. Maybe he's got a chipped tooth. "That's how lawyers work, we're partners."

This guy knows about Matt. He fucking knows.

"Don't slouch, Maxine, it makes you look common," says Barbara.

May tries not to think about everything Jasmine does for her.

Jeff's used to playing with Richie; they've done it since they were 17. He signs a contract with Philly thinking he'll win a Cup there, with Richie. Then they're traded away from each other - and it turns out, that's just the beginning. The sweep, the trade, the SECOND trade, and what happens after.

Kisse he me with the cos of his mouth.
For thi tetis ben betere than wyn, and yyuen odour with beste oynementis.
 

Richard and Anne make out in the bath.

Diarmuid and the mute make a bed in the wilderness.

Beauty and the Beast - sort of. Thanks to stealstheashes on LJ for the beta.