Toby thinks Tybalt's confession will lead to them sleeping together right away. Tybalt has other ideas.

Nectar and milk flow freely, and the wedding dances are wild.

What's the best way to catch some radical socialist maple syrup thieves? Go undercover as a couple with a twee Brooklyn store, of course.

Carefully taking a pillow and placing it in his lap, Ted mumbles, “Think I outta be getting home, sleep this off.”

“Can’t do that either,” Higgins says, grimacing sympathetically. “You’ll have to, ah, burn it out.”

(In which Ted gets dosed with sex pollen, and Trent and Rebecca work together to help him through it.)

Of all the prisons in which she's spent time, Lotus Pier may be the kindest.

wen ning travels back in time to join the guest lectures at Cloud Recesses

"Don't slouch, Maxine, it makes you look common," says Barbara.

What is love, listeners? What is it about the nature of love that makes the threat of harm so integral to its existence? If we were to pry open the human heart from its delicate cage and carefully carve into it with a scalpel, we would find no evidence of love.

If he cannot ask, if he cannot even bring himself to, to say, I want this of you, then how can he expect Sui Zhou to answer? Sui Zhou is a man of fewer words than he is motions, but talking is an act that most often transcends tactility in its clarity.

The captain takes Mr. Hickey for his darling, with dire consequences.