"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."


Relationship Type M/M
Rating Not Rated
Language English
Additional Tags Crack Fic Alternate Universe
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A little bit of contextless silliness, written for Elise. Mild Jehan-related naughtiness and an impatient Grantaire.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 143 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 505

Everything is going to plan up until the precise moment it starts to fall apart.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 214 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1149

What is love, listeners? What is it about the nature of love that makes the threat of harm so integral to its existence? If we were to pry open the human heart from its delicate cage and carefully carve into it with a scalpel, we would find no evidence of love.

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Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 284 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 0

Take Me Away

By imp

Fic

Maria's not sure how it all happened, really.


Relationship Type F/F
Rating Explicit
Fandom Honey 2
Language English
Complete Updated 29 Sep 2023
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It was her own damn poor luck to be in love with both of them. (The three work a job, deny their feelings, and get kidnapped. In that order.)

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Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 188 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 16410

No inch of his bared skin is a revelation to Tang Fan, but stripping before him still feels like an unveiling, marital. A deification of the profane.

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Fingerguns: 216 Chapters: 1
Comments: 0 Words: 1992
Complete Updated 28 Sep 2023 Fingerguns: 216 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Words: 1992