Carefully taking a pillow and placing it in his lap, Ted mumbles, “Think I outta be getting home, sleep this off.”
“Can’t do that either,” Higgins says, grimacing sympathetically. “You’ll have to, ah, burn it out.”
(In which Ted gets dosed with sex pollen, and Trent and Rebecca work together to help him through it.)
Sydney Crosby is the first woman to play full time in the NHL. Jordan Staal can't eat a girl out to save his life. Geno teaches Jordy, with Syd's enthusiastic participation.
Classes being disregarded, sinister genius and enthralled assistant wait for morning.
Cycles of love and loss and understanding.
A podfic of "Pack Mentality"
Five lone wolves do not make a pack. Unless they do.
Diarmuid and the mute make a bed in the wilderness.
May tries not to think about everything Jasmine does for her.
If he cannot ask, if he cannot even bring himself to, to say, I want this of you, then how can he expect Sui Zhou to answer? Sui Zhou is a man of fewer words than he is motions, but talking is an act that most often transcends tactility in its clarity.
Beauty and the Beast - sort of. Thanks to stealstheashes on LJ for the beta.
He knows Napoleon is watching Gaby, just as he knows Gaby's looking right back. What he doesn't realize is that they're both looking at him.