Ian likes to be helpful. Adam needs a whole lot of help.
Peter loses, and Ego patches him up afterward. Okay, this is only going to suck a lot.
Tom and Peter, partners in disguise.
Edward receives an education in the inutility of virtue. The Earl abducts him for a session of discipline.
The two of them are marked by water.
In Egypt, the emperor sleeps poorly.
For the prompt of Adrian being a big nerd, him being a small nerd about something that isn't Egypt or Alexander for once. When Adrian Veidt is twelve years old, he discovers Homer's Iliad.
Near misses in the Greek tutorial.
Debbie, Holden, a tub of Vaseline, and a lazy Sunday. When they're unlucky, they get to bring their work home with them.