Alfonso is not well, and his bride already knows it.

Sometimes, a girl wants to know she's appreciated.

Leverage/Dr Who crossover. Parker and Hardison travel with the Doctor. Set sort of vaguely before the most recent season. Someone on Tumblr posted this and I was so delighted that I had to make it into fic. Thanks to Abby for the beta!

Tybalt decides to make Toby hate him; it backfires, since soon after he has to ask for her help. (Alternate summary: TYBALT THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLAN. Wash, rinse, and repeat.)

The codebreaker comes on board. Rose makes dubious decisions.

Sometimes Steve and Natasha help each other out. (Pre-Cap2 porn.)

Bucky and Natasha drive around the country, taking out HYDRA agents. Along the way, Bucky learns a thing or two.

They'd been dating for eight months before Stefan admitted that he really liked being held down. (Porn.)

The first clear thought that Richard has, when Áine tells him about her stay in rehab, in the midst of his tangled feelings of sorrow and surprise and worry, is "Well, that explains a lot, then."

"Does it now," Áine says, her eyebrows flying up and her voice getting sharp, and that's when Richard realizes he's actually said it out loud, shit and fuck.

That time with vampire James Blunt and the enchanted sword. For vampirebigbang.