Accountant AU! Frank is an accountant, Gerard is an artist. Romcom ensues
Frank is a late night DJ, Gerard is an avid listener.
“Where’s Shizun?” He can’t help but ask aloud, hoping that just by saying his name he’ll appear and explain what the hell is going on.
One of the many women stirs, rubbing at her eyes before blinking them open to look at him. Luo Binghe immediately shuts his eyes.
"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."
Great Pumpkin!AU (yes, from Charlie Brown)
Jeff runs away from Toronto and finds himself homeless in Raleigh, where he accidentally starts serving eggs to Eric Staal.