Lois loves Clark; she can tolerate Bruce. Bruce loves Clark; he can handle Lois.

Until, of course, they can't.

Back then, all the boys his age had hero-worshipped costumed vigilantes. Jack supposes they still do.

thefourthvine wrote, "I want the story where someone sits down and thinks that, and lists every single person in the canon (probably in some kind of database, with numerical codes and assigned weights for each category and stuff) and weighs all the pros and cons and finally, after a lot of careful deliberation, selects a candidate for the position of Significant Other."

This is the first step in that process.

"Assume success," says Bruce unencouragingly. "Describe how it's achieved."

Some species remain colonial year round while others only gather together for winter hibernation.

"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."

He dislikes his body sending messages he doesn't intend or even necessarily endorse.

It's dark, and he's cold.

Babs/Steph porn with a side of missing Cass.