Hell has all the best musicians.

Jerry’s house has many rooms.

It's the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU! Thanks to all the usual suspects.

Chu Wanning's thin face must be cracking in the thaw.

Bodhi lied to Cassian about how he and Galen met. Obviously the actual truth is "space Grindr."

(For manzanas-amargas, the AU where Carl, Ryan, and Andrew are inept paranormal investigators.)

At the end of the day, you've just got to say
It's all right

Before Galen's message made it to Saw Gerrera, he had to find someone to take it. He saw Bodhi as a relatively easy mark. It might have been easier for them both if it had stayed that simple.

Parker wakes up with wings.

Angie needs to know how to waltz. Peggy offers some help.