It's the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU! Thanks to all the usual suspects.

Hell has all the best musicians.

Rey fights, pines, defeats some bad guys, pines some more, gets sex pollened, acquires parents, defeats some more bad guys, and lives. Especially the last bit.

Parker wakes up with wings.

"Tell me, sirs, was it not bravely done?"

Ethan Chandler lends a hand in a matter that falls outside Victor's medical expertise.

podfic of the shoreside job by tommyandthejons

At the end of the day, you've just got to say
It's all right

Ridiculous dysfunctional high school romance. Thanks to oliviacirce at Dreamwidth for the beta and strobelighted and lovesongwriter at LJ for brainstorming with me.

(For manzanas-amargas, the AU where Carl, Ryan, and Andrew are inept paranormal investigators.)