Nick has known other men before. Has Tom?

What's the best way to catch some radical socialist maple syrup thieves? Go undercover as a couple with a twee Brooklyn store, of course.

Bandom Big Bang: Monsters Inc AU. Pete and Patrick are hard-working monsters at Bono's energy factory and Brendon is a babysitter who stumbles through an activated closet door. Chaos, monster-kissing, and sinister plots abound, along with a hotass Abominable Snowman.

Nectar and milk flow freely, and the wedding dances are wild.

Alone, Oswald considers Jim Gordon and his ethics.

There is no-one here to watch Nie Mingjue, save for their ancestors, save for him.

"It's Karen," she says hopelessly in the middle of his doorway like he wouldn't know her a thousand other ways. The whiff of perfume on her, Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb trapped underneath a thick smear of booze, or the sound of her shoes on the hard tile floor. She's drunk already; her breathing is faint and thready. Her face is too hot.

Over the years and across the provinces, they have explored together every li of what there is to offer in this between them.

When Finn and Kylo meet again, the world is falling down around them.

Max/Jude; Two different times and bad pickup lines.