A little bit of contextless silliness, written for Elise. Mild Jehan-related naughtiness and an impatient Grantaire.
Maria's not sure how it all happened, really.
Nectar and milk flow freely, and the wedding dances are wild.
Rapunzel and the girl who would be Flynn Rider face their toughest challenge yet: unexpected social obligations.
"Don't slouch, Maxine, it makes you look common," says Barbara.
Bandom Big Bang: Monsters Inc AU. Pete and Patrick are hard-working monsters at Bono's energy factory and Brendon is a babysitter who stumbles through an activated closet door. Chaos, monster-kissing, and sinister plots abound, along with a hotass Abominable Snowman.
"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."
What's the best way to catch some radical socialist maple syrup thieves? Go undercover as a couple with a twee Brooklyn store, of course.