Kylo keeps talking to people in the Resistance about Finn's opinions on, well, everything. And the worst part is, he's quoting conversations they actually had.
Eve has always been older and wiser.
Nick has known other men before. Has Tom?
"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."
Andrew makes for a bad date, even when he's not the one paying. Fletcher is determined to drag him all over New York or die trying.
Justin lies to Alex every day.
What it says on the tin. Jeff topping for the first time, for justbreathe80.
Balls and chains are for pens at the bank, and he's never seen a pen that looked like it could survive a level three nuclear holocaust.
Toby thinks Tybalt's confession will lead to them sleeping together right away. Tybalt has other ideas.
When Finn and Kylo meet again, the world is falling down around them.