Mary’s usual expression of placid calm slipped for a moment before she responded with a twinkle in her eye. “I could possess advanced technology from an alien planet.”

"Your husband is a schmuck to eat out when he's got a dish like you at home."

A collection of 100-word drabbles for the Wens of Qishan Event 2022, prompted by friends on Twitter.

Luke's intentions toward his nephew have been misinterpreted, and maybe this is a mercy.

Sui Zhou and Tang Fan attend all manner of gatherings with great regularity, but it is rare for them to partake in much mingling as themselves.

Of all the prisons in which she's spent time, Lotus Pier may be the kindest.

Syril and Dedra regroup, as the Rix Road uprising goes on around them.

None of this makes any sense, really. Jim's barely laid a hand on her, if he doesn't count the occasional hand-up over difficult terrain, or accidental (mostly accidental) groping when an explosion throws his bridge crew around, and Jim doesn't count that, because if he counted that he'd be at third base with Keenser by now.

Raleigh knows he likes bottoming.

Sydney Crosby is the first woman to play full time in the NHL. Jordan Staal can't eat a girl out to save his life. Geno teaches Jordy, with Syd's enthusiastic participation.