“Mary, I thought you said that Sherlock’s brother was intimidating?”

If the gods were going to take him away from Cersei and everything he’d known, bind him to a boy half his age, Jaime almost would have preferred it if Robb Stark had been a fool, had been as dull and self-righteous as his father. Seven hells, he could at least have been ugly.

The first clear thought that Richard has, when Áine tells him about her stay in rehab, in the midst of his tangled feelings of sorrow and surprise and worry, is "Well, that explains a lot, then."

"Does it now," Áine says, her eyebrows flying up and her voice getting sharp, and that's when Richard realizes he's actually said it out loud, shit and fuck.

Tybalt decides to make Toby hate him; it backfires, since soon after he has to ask for her help. (Alternate summary: TYBALT THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLAN. Wash, rinse, and repeat.)

Finn just wants to keep his head down and prove himself in the Resistance. Unfortunately for him, he also has to deal with Kylo Ren haunting his strangely realistic dreams, accidentally getting General Organa as a teacher, and a spreading stormtrooper rebellion.

“Either punch me or kiss me, man, but I gotta get back to my date.” He says the last word like a dare like he wants to piss Johnny off even more. It works, kind of, but it’s not the date part that pushes him into action. It’s the kiss part, the idea that he would ever, ever want to kiss Daniel LaRusso.

This is a task that requires patience, calmness, and strategy.

All Dean wants is a drink, but someone puts a dead girl in his path.

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