A little breaking-and-entering never hurt nobody, right? Especially if they're rich pirates who deserve it.

(For the Star Wars Rare Ships Challenge over on Pillowfort!)

Katniss can't relax. Haymitch helps her.

The Brides have their hooks in Jonathan, less pleasurably than before. Written for Elise, prompt "naked".

Janet is there for the trial, and afterward.

I've made a lot of promises in my life. Even kept a few of them, though I don't make a habit of it. What's the harm in telling someone what they want to hear?

Mikey meets Pete and Alicia, who are a couple. Cue awkward fumbling-toward-a-threesome shenanigans. Thanks to handsomespeck at LJ for the beta.

Two exiles. Two deaths. Two resurrections.

Andy creates a wormhole, Patrick from the past shows up, shenanigans ensue.

Jay-z gives Rihanna the Talk.