“Tell me Mr. Holmes, what can you tell me about myself? Or better yet, can you tell me how I appeared in John’s bedroom without walking past you in the sitting room first?”

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He was so tall. Conor mostly forgot that, somehow. Dumo was the first of the Wilkes-Barre guys to make it to the show, but he was still one of them, an equal - until now, as Conor surveyed the terrain and felt pretty damned unequal.
 
Dumo met Conor’s eyes. His cheeks were apple-red. “Please?” Dumo said, as though even now Conor might leave him hanging.

At Blackmoor Gwen waits, without her bridegroom.

Instead of talking Marta through evading investigators, Ransom goes for the path of least resistance. It leads straight to the courthouse.

Tommy Judd goes to war.

Scott's noticed some things during his time with the Geckos. Is now the right time to bring it up? Probably not.

Parker and Hardison pretend to be married for a job.

Hayley and Uncle Pat catch up. Happy holidays.

At a Gecko family reunion, there's always a mess afterward. Richie finds Seth in a tough spot, and has to make a decision.

Jack performs field surgery on a vampire.