There are worse things than being lashed.

Gentrification is the consumption of the working class.

An operative from the future tells Wade that he has two options: kill himself before he has a chance to live 2000 years and become Cable's accomplice in dictatorship, or kill Cable. So now, Wade has thirty days to figure out a way to die. Unfortunately, most of his ideas involve convincing Cable to kill him. Fortunately, most of Cable's ideas for stopping him involve sex.

Accountant AU! Frank is an accountant, Gerard is an artist. Romcom ensues

Silly little ficlet.

Brandon and Phillip have an arrangement. It isn't a game; it's closer in spirit to a contract.

“Why do you wear your face like that?”

Nie Huaisang's hand comes up partway to Meng Yao's face before his fingers curl inwards. Meng Yao's eyes go wide and tremulous before the corners of his mouth curl into a small smile, like one of the soundless laughs shared between them in the midst of a banquet speech.

Sixteen ways of looking at a rabbit.

The three of them go to see the redwoods.

Prompt: "swimming in the buff". Carcer watches with ill intent.