Syd dates Geno. Geno doesn't realize it.
Schofield and Blake lie down together.
June probably shouldn't have eaten the cake she randomly found on the counter, but in her defense, most people don't leave sex cakes hanging around while they go clubbing.
"Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"
"What else is it for? Also, technically speaking, it's real. In the legal sense, anyway."
(Chloe, June, drunk marriage, Paris.)
Jordy wants to date Sidney, but he also wants to bang Geno. It's a whole thing.
PWP. Taylor discovers Selena likes being choked.
Author summary from Sevidri:
Dick and Jason have a run-in with a sorceress. Things take a turn for the unexpectedly horrifying..
Duration 0:16:03
Dub-con. This is just porn, basically. Set when Katherine was living with the Salvatores.