Villanelle is taken. Eve finds her.
Chloe is cursed by a fairy to never say a rude word, and everyone but June thinks it's a great development.
Kamet tells a small, accidental lie that spirals out into an enormous, humiliating lie. That would be manageable, maybe, if he didn't wish so badly for it to be true.
Lunch, a mysterious fruit, revelations, and sex. In that order.
Schofield and Blake lie down together.
June probably shouldn't have eaten the cake she randomly found on the counter, but in her defense, most people don't leave sex cakes hanging around while they go clubbing.
Syd dates Geno. Geno doesn't realize it.
"Wait, you're saying you want to use our fake marriage to pick people up?"
"What else is it for? Also, technically speaking, it's real. In the legal sense, anyway."
(Chloe, June, drunk marriage, Paris.)
Together, they fight crime!
PWP. Taylor discovers Selena likes being choked.