AU. Ray Toro is a girl, Rae, but MCR is still just MCR. (Written for bandombigbang '08.)

Claire is really damn good at giving home haircuts. Matt is an appreciative test subject.

(For manzanas-amargas, the AU where Carl, Ryan, and Andrew are inept paranormal investigators.)

Talking at someone is only fun for so long. That's all being a sect leader is: talking and talking to people bound by courtesy to listen to you. It's so fucking dull. A relief, then, to face one’s equal, and no less an old friend who is inclined to interrupt you whenever you ramble. He likes it. It’s one of Jiang Cheng’s best qualities.

In the years after Guanyin Temple, Nie Huaisang attends to unfinished business.

Harrow gets dosed with bone dust; Gideon gets dosed with Harrow.

A celebration of all the queer characters you can't bury. Or, if you do bury them, they don't stay down for long.

It's the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU! Thanks to all the usual suspects.

Jerry’s house has many rooms.

March and Healy go on a stakeout together. The close quarters turn out to be a little bit more than they can handle.

He has never taken a disciple before this one, that is true, but Yin Chen has long been enlightened as to what such an arrangement entails.