Bodhi lied to Cassian about how he and Galen met. Obviously the actual truth is "space Grindr."

Claire is really damn good at giving home haircuts. Matt is an appreciative test subject.

Harrow gets dosed with bone dust; Gideon gets dosed with Harrow.

Before Galen's message made it to Saw Gerrera, he had to find someone to take it. He saw Bodhi as a relatively easy mark. It might have been easier for them both if it had stayed that simple.

March and Healy go on a stakeout together. The close quarters turn out to be a little bit more than they can handle.

Someone takes the Luidaeg. The Luidaeg says not to, but Toby hunts her down anyway.

"Tell me, sirs, was it not bravely done?"

podfic of the shoreside job by tommyandthejons

Hell has all the best musicians.

(For manzanas-amargas, the AU where Carl, Ryan, and Andrew are inept paranormal investigators.)