Hell has all the best musicians.

Bodhi lied to Cassian about how he and Galen met. Obviously the actual truth is "space Grindr."

Withnail is a rare kind of creature and Marwood is still young enough to think this is a good thing.

Parker wakes up with wings.

Jin Guangyao thinks that, in another life, he would have been an excellent merchant. He is not so foolish as to commit certain things to written record, but in his mind, there exists a ledger. Considerations behind every action, what he has risked, and what he has gained. People who are beholden to him, people who fear him, people who want what only he can provide. People who want him.

At the blade—or claw—of an enemy is the only way Liu Qingge has ever imagined he will die, and though it would obviously be preferable for it to happen after thousands of years of immortal mastery, he would settle for thirtyish if it was epic.

There is nothing less epic than being spared by Luo Binghe, except for being spared by Luo Binghe every day for the past two and a half years.

Chu Wanning's thin face must be cracking in the thaw.

AU. Ray Toro is a girl, Rae, but MCR is still just MCR. (Written for bandombigbang '08.)

(For manzanas-amargas, the AU where Carl, Ryan, and Andrew are inept paranormal investigators.)

Talking at someone is only fun for so long. That's all being a sect leader is: talking and talking to people bound by courtesy to listen to you. It's so fucking dull. A relief, then, to face one’s equal, and no less an old friend who is inclined to interrupt you whenever you ramble. He likes it. It’s one of Jiang Cheng’s best qualities.

In the years after Guanyin Temple, Nie Huaisang attends to unfinished business.