If the gods were going to take him away from Cersei and everything he’d known, bind him to a boy half his age, Jaime almost would have preferred it if Robb Stark had been a fool, had been as dull and self-righteous as his father. Seven hells, he could at least have been ugly.
It's the future! Frank is fat! Pete's a stripper! Thanks to Ash for the ideas and Abby for the beta.
Post Merlin S1; Gwen and Morgana dance around each other as Morgana works to control her magic.
Pinkhair/Pedostache! Has some d/s themes. Thanks to shoemaster @ LJ for the beta.
Great Pumpkin!AU (yes, from Charlie Brown)
It starts with seeing a very drunk, very blonde vampire tobogganing down an old landfill. It ends somewhat more complicatedly.
Sam's had a lot of unexpected experiences and has dealt with a lot of shit. But all of that pales in comparison to what happens when he and Steve find Bucky.
(Or, Sam becomes a part-time therapist, falls in love, and gets some closure. Not necessarily in that order.)
Diplomatic incidents happen all the time, but not all of them end in marriage. And not all trips to alien planets involve a mysterious killer. Sam and Steve are having all kinds of new experiences lately.
In the early days of the Russo-Japanese War, a disciplinary episode results in Sugimoto Saichi being transferred from the 1st to the 7th Division. It doesn't take long to figure out that Russian gunfire might pose him less danger than the tangled web of a unit in which he's ended up.
maybe I'll take you to paradise