Pinkhair/Pedostache! Has some d/s themes. Thanks to shoemaster @ LJ for the beta.

Bucky accidentally becomes a surrogate brother to half the neighborhood, purely via the power of PBS.

We go high / we go low

A mutant with the power to make reality as she wills it curses Cable & Deadpool to be stuck together. Literally. Ten feet apart, at all times.

Pining and scatological humor result.

Great Pumpkin!AU (yes, from Charlie Brown)

Rayna has information that's of value to the CIA. Susan's the person who put her behind bars forever.

Or at least, that's what Susan thinks, right up until she walks into her living room to find Rayna judging her interior decorating.

Regina joined the CIA to catch bad guys. Unfortunately, this time, that meant she had to work with Janis.

Sam's had a lot of unexpected experiences and has dealt with a lot of shit. But all of that pales in comparison to what happens when he and Steve find Bucky.

(Or, Sam becomes a part-time therapist, falls in love, and gets some closure. Not necessarily in that order.)

Sam thinks of that moment when he agrees to go with Steve. He always liked a challenge, and Bucky - who knows about Bucky? Sam's there for Steve, because Steve's brought him more challenges than he's experienced since he became a PJ to begin with. He goes without a second thought.

(Sam backstory with a tiny bit of kissing.)

Sometimes Steve and Natasha help each other out. (Pre-Cap2 porn.)