They'd been dating for eight months before Stefan admitted that he really liked being held down. (Porn.)
maybe I'll take you to paradise
It starts with seeing a very drunk, very blonde vampire tobogganing down an old landfill. It ends somewhat more complicatedly.
A tribute to the players on the 2022 Connecticut Sun.
Bob could only ever be Bob, but if he wasn't....
Bucky and Natasha drive around the country, taking out HYDRA agents. Along the way, Bucky learns a thing or two.
A mutant with the power to make reality as she wills it curses Cable & Deadpool to be stuck together. Literally. Ten feet apart, at all times.
Pining and scatological humor result.
Tybalt decides to make Toby hate him; it backfires, since soon after he has to ask for her help. (Alternate summary: TYBALT THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLAN. Wash, rinse, and repeat.)
Sam's had a lot of unexpected experiences and has dealt with a lot of shit. But all of that pales in comparison to what happens when he and Steve find Bucky.
(Or, Sam becomes a part-time therapist, falls in love, and gets some closure. Not necessarily in that order.)
No one hears what I'm saying
So I say: I will scream