A mutant with the power to make reality as she wills it curses Cable & Deadpool to be stuck together. Literally. Ten feet apart, at all times.
Pining and scatological humor result.
Bucky accidentally becomes a surrogate brother to half the neighborhood, purely via the power of PBS.
Regina joined the CIA to catch bad guys. Unfortunately, this time, that meant she had to work with Janis.
Diplomatic incidents happen all the time, but not all of them end in marriage. And not all trips to alien planets involve a mysterious killer. Sam and Steve are having all kinds of new experiences lately.
We go high / we go low
they'll never take my power, my power, my power
maybe I'll take you to paradise
It starts with seeing a very drunk, very blonde vampire tobogganing down an old landfill. It ends somewhat more complicatedly.
“Mary, I thought you said that Sherlock’s brother was intimidating?”
Tybalt decides to make Toby hate him; it backfires, since soon after he has to ask for her help. (Alternate summary: TYBALT THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLAN. Wash, rinse, and repeat.)