Great Pumpkin!AU (yes, from Charlie Brown)
Kylo lies about Finn being his boyfriend. It only gets more complicated from there.
“Mary, I thought you said that Sherlock’s brother was intimidating?”
They'd been dating for eight months before Stefan admitted that he really liked being held down. (Porn.)
Bucky and Natasha drive around the country, taking out HYDRA agents. Along the way, Bucky learns a thing or two.
It starts with seeing a very drunk, very blonde vampire tobogganing down an old landfill. It ends somewhat more complicatedly.
If the gods were going to take him away from Cersei and everything he’d known, bind him to a boy half his age, Jaime almost would have preferred it if Robb Stark had been a fool, had been as dull and self-righteous as his father. Seven hells, he could at least have been ugly.
A mutant with the power to make reality as she wills it curses Cable & Deadpool to be stuck together. Literally. Ten feet apart, at all times.
Pining and scatological humor result.
Bucky accidentally becomes a surrogate brother to half the neighborhood, purely via the power of PBS.
It's the future! Frank is fat! Pete's a stripper! Thanks to Ash for the ideas and Abby for the beta.